faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go Washington! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars 

Bring the TFIOS stars to Washington!  Because even though we have the Seattle freeze, we do enjoy feeling all the feels too….

faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go Washington! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars 

Bring the TFIOS stars to Washington!  Because even though we have the Seattle freeze, we do enjoy feeling all the feels too….

Hey, I'm sorry if this is super weird, but you're beautiful, and I wondered if you'd ever thought about doing any topless pics?

maureenjohnsonbooks:

Thank you for your kind inquiry. If you do not mind, I will impart some gentle advice to guide you in further communications.

Weigh the probability. I am an author of books for young adults. Does it strike you as likely that I would go casting about in my public tumblr box for people to take photos of my chesticular bookends? Normally, I find questions about books. And while everyone likes a change now and again, there is such a thing as too much change. If you were to work the numbers,  what do you think the actual chances were that I was going to reply in the affirmative? Were they high? If they were, it seems within reason that you might have been in a similar condition. No. The chances were never good. So either you are an eternal optimist (and we certainly need optimists), or this was written with some other intent in mind.

I realize you didn’t come to me looking for advice on how to communicate, much in the same way that I did not come to you looking to have topless pictures taken—but here we are together. Let us make the most of it!

The key to any effective letter is this: know your audience! Everything stems from that critical piece of knowledge. You had a moment of self-awareness in the first part of your sentence. Pause there and reflect. Asking women you don’t know (or often those you do) if they want to take some topless pictures is almost a guarantee of weird. This is why Hallmark doesn’t make a “how about some topless pictures?” card. You hovered on the edge of wisdom, and you retreated. Do not retreat, my friend.

With that, I must offer my regrets. But I do not want to leave you without recourse. Have you heard of the author Nicolas Sparks? Perhaps you could make a similar inquiry to him? Or would that not be appropriate?

I will leave it up to your best judgement.

-mj

edwardspoonhands:

ngjenkins:

thefrogman:

By Devin [tumblr]

Yep… yep.

USB plugs have a visible USB logo on the top side. If you plug them into a horizontal USB outlet with that facing upward…it will always be the right way.

If it’s a vertical USB outlet…then you should call the manufacturer and tell them TO GET THEIR F*&$ING ACT TOGETHER!

Despite knowing about the logo trick, I still can’t get it right.  That may say something about me but I’m not sure what…..

I didn’t want Hank to feel left out, so I made a representation of his perk headshot as well

I didn’t want Hank to feel left out, so I made a representation of his perk headshot as well

It may not be that pretty, but Paper Towns Michael Aranda is here

It may not be that pretty, but Paper Towns Michael Aranda is here

(Source: iheartqi)

Yes! Best QI moment ever! (maybe)

Yes! Best QI moment ever! (maybe)

(Source: vonnegutjr, via liamdryden)

liamdryden:

“Hey, Blue! While the boys are jumping and the other two are posing with the bad guy, I want you to show me fierce, okay?Be a sassy lion.”
“But my Zord is the Tricerat-“
“Less talk, more growling, baby.”
“I’m a guy.”
“Sassy. Lion.”

lol

liamdryden:

“Hey, Blue! While the boys are jumping and the other two are posing with the bad guy, I want you to show me fierce, okay?Be a sassy lion.”

“But my Zord is the Tricerat-“

“Less talk, more growling, baby.”

“I’m a guy.

“Sassy. Lion.”

lol

(Source: pieropolis)

doctorwho:

What The Ood might have looked like
Artist Peter McKinstry worked on concept art for seasons 2-4 of Doctor Who. This was his original vision for The Ood.
See more of Peter’s work here.

doctorwho:

What The Ood might have looked like

Artist Peter McKinstry worked on concept art for seasons 2-4 of Doctor Who. This was his original vision for The Ood.

See more of Peter’s work here.

(Source: thewhouniverse)

kayleyhyde:

Hobbits Around the Globe

This gallery presents the covers of ‘the Hobbit’ from around the globe, arranged by the year of publication. In here no English or American editions are presented; only the covers of translations of ‘the Hobbit’ from all different countries are shown. This gallery is meant to grow (a lot) since we do not have all covers of all countries (yet). Tolkien books tend to get many editions (some countries publish ‘the Hobbit’ every year) and the cover changes over years. To keep an overview in this gallery we will always show as many covers as possible, to give a complete overview.

I MUST HAVE THEM ALL. Especially the Finish one, omg (Lohikäärmevuori).

dkjehbefaahdja!  I need these sooooo much.  EACH and EVERY ONE of them!

(Source: peregrint)

Your job is now your Time Lord name. The last digit of your phone number is the current regeneration you are in. The nearest clothing item to your right is now the most notable item in your current wardrobe. The last person you texted is your current companion. Your favorite word is now your catchphrase.

doctorwho:

thetardis:

thatgeeklover:

benedictcumberbatchseyebrows:

stepharooni:

  • The Pharmacy Tech
  • 6th regeneration
  • A shirt covered in stars
  • A coworker
  • MEGAWEAPON.

Uh

  • Student (unemployed?)
  • 9th regeneration
  • Waistcoat
  • Cherie
  • NYAAAAAAAN
  • The Banker
  • 6th regeneration
  • Violet pants
  • Erm… The notification of the status of this month’s phone bills?
  • SQUUUUEEE!!!
  • The Babysitter/Knitter/Artist/Student?
  • 3rd Regeneration
  • A mustard yellow coat
  • Rose (srsly.)
  • Ersatz!
  • Time Lord Name: Official Tumblr Blog
  • Regeneration: 0th
  • Wardrobe: Dalek t-shirt
  • Companion: The Doctor Who SMS Club
  • Catchphrase: “Quality”

  • Time Lord Name: Mechanical Engineer
  • Regeneration: 3rd
  • Wardrobe Item: Flowery seafoam green cardigan
  • Companion: Amy Beluga Friend (I have some interesting organization strategies)
  • Catchphrase: Antediluvian!

(Source: moonwafflez)

bradofarrell:

Sherlock, basically.

Pretty much. yup.  But still, somehow amazing….

(Source: dreamer-in-the-garden, via robofillet)

I’m a square peg and I’ve been trying to fit in the round Hollywood hole for a long time and not everybody’s a Joss Whedon that writes square parts. (x)

(Source: theguilds, via liamdryden)